A Robot…that’s what I am today..yeah, u read it right…I am a robot today...maybe an old model of the robot genre…bcoz I think even new model can walk better than me…uhm…I am all stiff and walks as if I have bandage all around my body that is not letting me walk properly…U should be wondering now whattttt…
Ok, so now the story is…I have this depression thing going on in my mind due to the little protruding tummy…after a cesarean delivery I got my baby and this tummy…I was so slim and never had something called tummy even before I was pregnant…Yeah, my mom used to get upset with me when she used to wrap the sari around me…as she felt it soo pathetic that I had no tummy to tuck the sari in…but after the delivery, grrrr, I hate this tummy…
God, I am going off from the track..save ur souls..Anyways…as part of the fitness regime…I rejoined a dance workshop…againnnnnnnnn…yeah, I did this now almost 2 ½ times…1/2 because last time when I joined, my son had helped me by pouring water on the corridor and I got an injured back which restricted me from dancing for some time…So almost after 6 months, I joined the dance class frm yesterday…and the result…A Robotic Walk…with occasional Oooohs and Ouchsss….
Its really paining…very severe muscle pain...I can feel no parts of my body without pain…bcoz of the crunches that we did ystrdy, I have even pain in the upper abdomen…we didn’t do exercises for the lower and middle abdomen..so those r the only space that is devoid of pain…Rest of the body…from neck to toe, I am filled with pain…I can’t sit without an Ouch coming out of my mouth…neither can I get up without an OOOOOuch…
Anyways, I am atleast happy that this pain means my body is working out...which means soon I will have good results…god, may this cut off the extra tyre around my waist…grrr…I hate seeing that…My mom still wonders what am I trying to cut off…as for her, she cannot see any extra weight on me…I really think she needs to get a new spectacles…uhmmm…
Between, Did any of u watch today’s Star News or Zee News…That was the limit for me… Can media stoop down to such low levels…I really wonder, why is media forgetting their basic job…They are here to give information and not to make a fool of themselves…I am not sure if u people agree to me…butttttttttt…
So what happened was…today morning’s Star News showed Papparazi video’s of Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik at Sania’s aparment’s balcony…They r seen talking to somebody on the mobile for quite some time…They look tensed or upset or agitated…What ever!!!…News acknowledged….But then, what use in repeating the same stuff again and again in one 2 minutes..repeating the news every 1 hour or ½ hour, I can understand…but keeping on repeating the same stuff continuously…That is atrocious… especially, when they are showing an arrow mark with a Note saying MOBILE…means, they are highlighting the mobile in the hands of Sania….Can’t people see that it is a mobile she is talking on and passing on to Shoaib…Fed up of this, I changed the Channel to Zee News…
Now this was much worse than the other…Flashnews is Sania and Shoaib at the balcony…but then the main news showing is… “Why couldn’t Sania sleep yesterday night”… So, it so happened that Sania twittered that she couldn’t sleep the previous night…Now Zee News is analyzing…WHY…and to cross the boundaries of stupidism and craziness they have on studio A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR and a PSYCHIATRIST …who are inturn giving their views on WHY SANIA COULDN’T SLEEP…
What should I say about this news…Sania couldn’t sleep because of too much Mosquitoes…grrrrrrrrrrrrr….Misusing of such medium of journalism…how could these people really work there and be called reputed journalists…God knows…maybe, there might be millions of other people who might oppose my opinion and support this type of journalism…and that is why the media survive…
Whatever…I am against ...I really feel this Robotic Pain is much better to suffer than such idiotic news reports...I really hope that someday I don’t see some doctors and some restaurant owners on the TV discussing “WHY” ; if ever Sania feel like twittering something like…
“I had Constipation...”
Ok, so now the story is…I have this depression thing going on in my mind due to the little protruding tummy…after a cesarean delivery I got my baby and this tummy…I was so slim and never had something called tummy even before I was pregnant…Yeah, my mom used to get upset with me when she used to wrap the sari around me…as she felt it soo pathetic that I had no tummy to tuck the sari in…but after the delivery, grrrr, I hate this tummy…
God, I am going off from the track..save ur souls..Anyways…as part of the fitness regime…I rejoined a dance workshop…againnnnnnnnn…yeah, I did this now almost 2 ½ times…1/2 because last time when I joined, my son had helped me by pouring water on the corridor and I got an injured back which restricted me from dancing for some time…So almost after 6 months, I joined the dance class frm yesterday…and the result…A Robotic Walk…with occasional Oooohs and Ouchsss….
Its really paining…very severe muscle pain...I can feel no parts of my body without pain…bcoz of the crunches that we did ystrdy, I have even pain in the upper abdomen…we didn’t do exercises for the lower and middle abdomen..so those r the only space that is devoid of pain…Rest of the body…from neck to toe, I am filled with pain…I can’t sit without an Ouch coming out of my mouth…neither can I get up without an OOOOOuch…
Anyways, I am atleast happy that this pain means my body is working out...which means soon I will have good results…god, may this cut off the extra tyre around my waist…grrr…I hate seeing that…My mom still wonders what am I trying to cut off…as for her, she cannot see any extra weight on me…I really think she needs to get a new spectacles…uhmmm…
Between, Did any of u watch today’s Star News or Zee News…That was the limit for me… Can media stoop down to such low levels…I really wonder, why is media forgetting their basic job…They are here to give information and not to make a fool of themselves…I am not sure if u people agree to me…butttttttttt…
So what happened was…today morning’s Star News showed Papparazi video’s of Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik at Sania’s aparment’s balcony…They r seen talking to somebody on the mobile for quite some time…They look tensed or upset or agitated…What ever!!!…News acknowledged….But then, what use in repeating the same stuff again and again in one 2 minutes..repeating the news every 1 hour or ½ hour, I can understand…but keeping on repeating the same stuff continuously…That is atrocious… especially, when they are showing an arrow mark with a Note saying MOBILE…means, they are highlighting the mobile in the hands of Sania….Can’t people see that it is a mobile she is talking on and passing on to Shoaib…Fed up of this, I changed the Channel to Zee News…
Now this was much worse than the other…Flashnews is Sania and Shoaib at the balcony…but then the main news showing is… “Why couldn’t Sania sleep yesterday night”… So, it so happened that Sania twittered that she couldn’t sleep the previous night…Now Zee News is analyzing…WHY…and to cross the boundaries of stupidism and craziness they have on studio A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR and a PSYCHIATRIST …who are inturn giving their views on WHY SANIA COULDN’T SLEEP…
What should I say about this news…Sania couldn’t sleep because of too much Mosquitoes…grrrrrrrrrrrrr….Misusing of such medium of journalism…how could these people really work there and be called reputed journalists…God knows…maybe, there might be millions of other people who might oppose my opinion and support this type of journalism…and that is why the media survive…
Whatever…I am against ...I really feel this Robotic Pain is much better to suffer than such idiotic news reports...I really hope that someday I don’t see some doctors and some restaurant owners on the TV discussing “WHY” ; if ever Sania feel like twittering something like…
“I had Constipation...”
8 comments:
:-D ya.. tht can drive ne1 crazy! good one here..
You are a mischievous girl in transferring your pain to readers. I laughed so much with your rib tickling hilarious post, I am having acute pain in my stomach!!!! lols. True the TV media is crazy but they have a jaw dropping glued audience devouring every word uttered and remembering every frame.
Anamika,you are one real humourous writer in blogosphere
Dost,
U have really flattered me tooo much...With this heavy pain too, I am already floating in the air...Hope I doesn't bump against my boss today...
He might wonder how can I float so well when I am limping around complaining about the muscular pain...lol!!!
Dear Anamika,
Happy Easter!
Easter is the time of new beginning;i'm happy that you are inspired to cut down the extra weight.You know what,''No pains,no gains''.So,by Vishu,for New Year,you will be back into as fit as fiddle.
Hey,i too get irritated with the repetition of silly news.
I don't sleep properly these days.Whom to tell unless someone asks,nah?
Sasneham,
Anu
Hey mischievous girl!
Ur a ribtickler too!
Walking like a robot after operation? Wow...i can imagine na!!! lols
@ Matangi Mawley
Thanks for ur comments. When I read ur name, I thought u were some Filipino. But once I checked ur blog, understood u r a Tamilian. But the name confused me...uhmm
@ Anu
Happy Easter Anu...The No Pain No Gain is in the mind..and in the body too..and I am also planning to restart Bharatnatyam classes after this crash course. Hope I will be able to do it too...About sleepless nights??? As people like us have no Zee News or Star News to broadcast them, maybe we have to do it ourself on this blog...So that means, my breaking news for yestersay was "Why Jzt4me was limping around the office???"
@ Amity
Thanks for ur comments dear...Anyways, today I am better off...I look as if the Robot's master just put oil into all the screws, nuts and bolts...so the movement is much smooth today...Still there r occassional Ooohs and Ouchs which can be explained as the Background Sound Effects...lol!!!
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Read your blog post. Hilarious as ever. Agree with you on the media thing. Really hoping that Sania twitters "I have constipation" someday. Will be the breaking news isn't it?
Best of luck for losing your tummy. By the way its good for your health only. Shows that you are eating properly.
hi!
maybe shoaib placed a feather under her bed to test whether she is descended from a long line of princess from far away kingdom. Twitter is the overstatement of the century.
I have stopped watching news a long time back, they are not reporters anymore they are porters of celebrities and politicians. Lifting their career graph and doing their laundry.
But the problem is that even if we want to shut it off, these things reach us through some other stupid sources like i have mentioned here
Any way it was well written. At least, unlike some other married women you have the drive to remain healthy. Trust me the pain will be sweet after a few days. And look around your office you are much better off than many people who skip the stairs to go to the first floor.
hail the women who work out!
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