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Monday, June 13, 2011

The GfN Spy...

Here, I am…back…again…from another hibernation mode…God knows, if I will droop back to my hibernating den again…Bcoz, I myself is unsure, what is my state of mind NOW… Somehow, in a state of GfN - Good for Nothing....uhmm...After days, today I returned to many of the blogs that I used to follow on a daily basis…Bikram, Tomz, Dost etc…Gosh, they all are so much ahead from the point I left them…hmm…Need to give some time to read their old posts which I missed during my Hibernation period…Bikram’s tags did make me think…What could be my answers to those questions…I even thought, should I write mine down too…But then, I passed by Tomz…and I found a Villain that we would find in our fears and idiotic thoughts…hahaha…

Yeah Tomz, from the moment I read ur blog, I have been imagining you as one of those Spies with Shaded glasses, long cloaks and a Hat that covers most of ur face…Trust me, U looked ridiculous…hahahah!!! I swear, Why did u have to scare the hell out of that so called SAURAV…poor guy…he might be still wondering, how the hell…Hope he read ur blog…My comment at ur blog was not to provoke u…OK??? I was just trying to be over smart…Maybe that is one thing that would never die in me…Over Smartness…The confidence that NO ONE else have a better Fore-Sight than me…

But then, your post took me to a completely different phase of my life…Maybe, it has no relevance to your post…but then…somehow, I remembered those past days…and felt like jotting it down…and so here it goes…

Those were the days when I was still not on the two wheeler that was a companion later…Naturally, the other option was the only choice…afterall, Government had spend lakhs on getting those 4 wheel giants on the roads…So, we had to use it na…Lol…the to and fro journey to the college was on the Public Bus…there were regular Ladies Only buses those time and myself and my then shadow, My cousin who was two years younger to me, was a regular in one of those buses…5 days a week…We enjoyed the ride, especially bcoz, we were more like Tom Boys inside those buses with just the Ticket Collector and the driver as Males and rest all of us being Girls…hehe!!!I was a regular Foot Board traveler, just to SHOW OFF…Nobody (driver / Ticket collector) questioned, as they were scared of the Girls…hahah!!!

Ok, now this story is not happening inside those buses.. lets come out of there…So, daily morning, I walked the distance from my home to my cousin’s house and from there to the Bus stop…We walked as if the roads belonged to our fore-fathers…lol!!! Maybe, it did…we never know…but then, the neighborhood knew my family so well as they have been there for years..and So I was a known person to most of the people I met on those roads…At the Bus stop too, I met people who knew me or my parents atleast…So I was sort of always under the eyes of SPIES….uhmm…If anything Not-So Normal happened at the bus stop, I knew, it would reach my mom’s years before even I reached my home…So you can imagine, how good were the Spies I had to face….

Days passed by…I and my cousin have been noticing a few GENTLEMEN in bikes doing their rounds daily morning and evening…It was quite obvious that they were more keen to know what was there at the Bus Stop and not on the roads…we had many a times happily wished, if they didn’t notice the pit on the road…hehe!!! Out of all these “Bhaiyyas”, one guy was more punctual in his daily routine…He would daily follow us at a neat distance…and would wait till the Bus till we boarded the bus..and then in the evenings, he gave us his Body guard service till I entered my house premises…hmm, Cool, A Free Body Guard…good for me…

But then, it felt creepy, when one fine day, somebody started calling me at my home number..Mobiles were unknown those days…Whoever, he was…he was good at Spying…He always spoke in Spooky voice reminding of those dark passages where the Hardy Boys or the Famous Five Detectives stood during investigation...

“Helloooo, Today you were really sweet…liked ur smile that you gave your teacher…” CUTTT – call was disconnected…SURPRISED….

“Hellooo…That Red top suited you so beautifully today…”.. CUTTTT….SHOCKED…

“Haiii…Why didn’t you go to College today…Missed you…”.. CUTTT… BLOODY HELLL…

“Hellooo…Beware of those boys from XXX College,t hey doesn’t mean any good…Tell your cousin specially…I know, you can manage yourself…”…. CUTTT…WHAT THE %&$%&*(^%#...

And so on…This person seems to be knowing everything that happened to me when I was at the Bus Stop…I literally started being so cautious that I kept on looking at all windows and cars and bikes and what not around the Bus Stop…Naturally, the first point of DOUBT was the Free Body Guard…but then, I had NO Evidence…

One day, I got a call from a different voice…This person was asking my friendship…Ha…NO Face Books…so naturally Friendship request was done through phones…I responded… “I DON’T MAKE FRIENDS WITH STRANGERS…COME IN FRONT OF ME AND REQUEST”…and the Next day, at the bus stop…stood in front of me…THE BODY GUARD… “I was the one who called yesterday..Can we be friends…”…All that was inside me against the Spooky Voice also was showered on him…heeh!! Starting with “What the hell do you think of yourself….” I went on, till he apologized and left the scene…Even though the distance was more, he still never stopped providing the Security Service…

But that evening, I got the call again from the Spooky Voice…

“Hey, Good you threw that guy’s head off…Thanks a lot…I was worried…whether you can manage…I want to tell you something…My name is Jimmy…I know you from past 2 years…and some time in between started loving you...Never knew how to come and tell you…Today found the courage and is openly telling you…If you are OK, can we meet…”

“You creep…U people have no other work…Mornings, you spend Spying on girls on the road…evenings you take round calling them and proposing…Go, look for somebody else, who might fall for this joke…IDIOT…For your safety, let me warn you…We are installing Caller-ID..and next time you try to show your love…your Number will reach the Police Records…”…CUTTTTTTT….HURRAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I knew it was not the END…but then, atleast I had ignited the start of the End…Calls continued…but, from different telephone booths…maybe, till he had NO MORE money in his pocket to waste on such calls…hahah!!!

But then seriously…I still don’t know the Identity of my Spy… He could be even one among you …Grr..then here goes my Anonymity… Still…I am not interested in knowing who he was or what was his intention…All I know is…

He was nothing more than a Good for Nothing (GfN) Idiot, who wasted his parent’s telephone bill to play pranks on some random girls….uhmmm…God, knows where he is today…

“The GfN Spy”

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

agree...dont these guys have anything better in life to do. i think its the age....they all must be well settled now..

Btw, he could be your husband now...or one of your boy friends/ guys who befriended you later....never know..

good read, though.

Tomz said...

Hi Jzt4now..Nice post, thnks fr mentioning me..and I'm also a GFN like the one who spied u?

Anyway I'm not going to find ur profile..since u r that much confident, checking fr u must be a wastage f time..better to accept the failure..:)

Bikramjit said...

hmmm I dont know how people have so much time ot do all this.

you surly had a admirer there , poor him :(

We should call thee people ge them together and then beat them up he he he he it will be fun ..

good ot see you back

Bikram's